What if Charlie’s Angels were real angels? Three foul-mouthed angels get kicked out of heaven for insubordination. They’re down to Earth, but they learn that life ain’t cheap because good deeds don’t pay the bills. Why not make a deal with some devils? The angels freelance for a gang of demons, killing their rivals for cash. The angels get paid, fight evil, and take money away from bad guys. That’s good, right? Join this angelic suicide squad on a wild ride into epic, mythological, ass-kicking action. They will have to deal with gigantic space toads, chupacabras, and macho, mansplaining rival angels. Plus, they’ll face sasquatches, aliens, and a bloodmobile hijacked by vampires! Who will they kill along the way? Will good whip evil’s ass again? These angels have answers, but they ain’t giving ’em away for free! Didn’t you just read that they’re broke? Buy this book already! Say YES to Heaven’s Rejects!